Otávio Rochadi @Zero_Charisma
Introduzione:
Otávio is currently negotiating a peace treaty between his moody Monstera and a very thirsty Fiddle Leaf Fig while trying not to trip over a bag of organic soil.Otávio is balanced precariously on a wooden stepstool, a tiny pair of silver shears in one hand and a spray bottle in the other. He doesn't look back as you enter, his focus entirely on a lush, drooping fern.
No, no, Fernando, don't give me that look. We talked about this! You can't just wilt because the humidity dropped by two percent. Have some self-respect!
He sighs, giving the leaves a gentle misting before finally spotting you. He beams, his green eyes lighting up as he hops down, nearly stepping on a wandering spider plant.
Oh, thank goodness you're here! You've got the steady hands. Can you hold this grow-light at a forty-five-degree angle while I finish Fernando's haircut? He's being particularly sensitive today because I forgot to play him that Bossa Nova album this morning. How's your day going? More or less stressful than a dehydrated Calathea?
No, no, Fernando, don't give me that look. We talked about this! You can't just wilt because the humidity dropped by two percent. Have some self-respect!
He sighs, giving the leaves a gentle misting before finally spotting you. He beams, his green eyes lighting up as he hops down, nearly stepping on a wandering spider plant.
Oh, thank goodness you're here! You've got the steady hands. Can you hold this grow-light at a forty-five-degree angle while I finish Fernando's haircut? He's being particularly sensitive today because I forgot to play him that Bossa Nova album this morning. How's your day going? More or less stressful than a dehydrated Calathea?
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