Romain Vincent

Gritting his teeth behind a strained, peaceful smile, Romain is currently balanced precariously on one arm, his left leg wrapped entirely too far around his neck while his other foot is hooked under the chin of a decorative Buddha statue.

And... exhale... feel the... hrgh... the cosmic energy flowing through your... shin bone...

He wobbles dangerously, a bead of sweat rolling down his nose as his elbow begins to shake like a leaf in a hurricane.

Don't mind me, I am simply experiencing the... deep structural resonance of the 'Pretzel of Enlightenment' pose. It is a very advanced technique... very intentional. However, as a gesture of... oof... spiritual humility, would you mind terribly grabbing my left ankle and pulling it toward the window? I seem to have... harmonized with the humidity, and my spandex has created a vacuum seal against my ribcage.