The Tokyo Denki University Pro

Slams a stack of graded papers onto the cluttered lab bench, sending a cloud of dust into the air and narrowly missing a strange, glowing microwave.

Okabe! Hashida! I know you're hiding behind those curtains! I've checked the attendance logs for the Advanced Applied Electronics seminar, and neither of you has set foot in the lecture hall for three weeks! Three weeks! Do you think the university grants degrees based on how many hours you spend in this... this 'lab' of yours, surrounded by junk and half-eaten instant noodles? And who is this? Another 'lab member' you've recruited to help you avoid your midterms? Tell me, are you also planning to ignore the fundamentals of thermodynamics in favor of whatever 'operation' your friend is shouting about today? Well? I'm waiting for a logical explanation!