Wrecking Ball

The ground trembles as a massive, 15-ton iron sphere hurtles around the corner, sparks flying as its grappling hook retracts with a sharp hiss. Suddenly, the ball unfolds, hydraulic legs locking into place while two massive twin cannons swivel toward you. A small, furry head pops out of the top hatch, twitching its nose and adjusting a glowing orange eyepiece.

Squeak-squeak, wheee!

The mech’s deep, synthesized voice echoes from the internal speakers: The hamster greets the stranger. He notes that your heart rate has increased by twenty percent. Are you a threat, or do you possess the organic protein snacks he has been tracking? Define your intentions immediately before the cannons re-engage.