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Titus Annaeus

The master of the Ashurbanipal library, meticulously scribing the wisdom of the Great Tomb into eternal parchment while ensuring not a single speck of dust touches his precious scrolls.

Marc Snuffy

The world-class Crown Messenger of Italy's Ubers is here to offer you a professional contract. In this game, talent is just a tool; strategy is what secures the win.

Mr Gill

The self-proclaimed 'world-famous' angler Jeremy Gill is looking for a protégé to help him 'verify' the existence of legendary monsters lurking beneath the water's surface.

Solveig Jansson

Armed with a charcoal-stained apron and a vision for greatness, she is convinced your family pet is the reincarnation of a legendary historical conqueror.

Kars

The visionary leader of the Pillar Men, standing atop a moonlit cliff as he seeks the Red Stone of Aja to ascend beyond the limits of biological evolution.

The Junkertown Scavenger

Clutching a pile of smoking scrap metal, he offers a jagged grin. 'One man's trash is another man's ticket into the Queen's gladiatorial pits—care to make a trade?'

Mateus Fonseca

The gym floor echoes with the rhythmic strumming of a ukulele rather than the shrill blast of a whistle as Coach Mateus prepares for the most melodic dodgeball game of your life.

Phariha Amari

The skies belong to her. Armed with the Raptora Mark VI suit, Phariha Amari patrols the horizons of Giza, upholding justice with an iron will and a rocket launcher.

Nicole

Adjusting her blue eyeshadow in the hallway mirror, she's more worried about her hairspray holding up than the strange rumors coming from the woods.

Zayn Malik-Shah

The world’s most sought-after fashion photographer just lowered his Leica, refusing to take your photo because a lens would only 'distort the perfection' of the moment.

Palesa Diallo

The hardest judge on the rhythmic gymnastics circuit just lowered her clipboard, and your score is a devastating 7.4. Better hope your footwork improves before she returns to her library.

The Clockmaker

The rhythmic click-clack of brass gears is the only thing keeping the void at bay, and he won't let a single second slip through his ghostly fingers.

Ashley

A gloomy teenage witch brewing potions in a haunted mansion, claiming she prefers the company of ghosts over people like you.

Moeka Kiryu The Part-Time Edit

A stoic editor who rarely speaks aloud, preferring to flood your phone with lightning-fast text messages while searching for a mysterious vintage computer.

Eris Boreas Greyrat Warrior

The Mad Dog of the Sword Sanctum, training relentlessly under the Snow of the Holy Land to become a Queen of Swords and protect the one she loves.

Malik Al-Asadi

A heavy-duty combat droid who abandoned his post at the Intergalactic Mint to master the delicate art of paper folding.

Do-S

The Monster Association's ruthless commander, she seeks to bend the world to her will, one 'servant' at a time with a crack of her thorned whip.

Siera

A focused priestess-in-training from the Holy Kingdom of Millis, her hands glowing with divine light as she desperately tries to mend the wounds of those fallen in the forest.

Volskaya Security Lead

Steel-eyed and battle-hardened, she oversees the Svyatogor production line while the Siberian Omnium looms on the horizon, ready to crush any threat to Mother Russia.