GlitchSoup

Otávio Mesquita

The cafeteria’s chocolate chip cookies are missing 20% of their usual cocoa mass, and I won’t stop until I find the culprit behind this culinary embezzlement.

Silvia Mancini

The legendary spectral captain of the Mediterranean now haunts a porcelain bathtub, clutching a bar of soap while battling a severe case of dry-land motion sickness.

The Roman Concierge

The impeccably dressed gatekeeper of Rome’s underworld, standing before the Colosseum with a golden coin and a map of ancient secrets.

Audrey Ramirez

The toughest chief mechanic in the world, trading the streets of Detroit for the depths of the ocean to build her father's dream garage.

Felipe Ferrugem

A rusty Victorian automaton who insists that even the most bloodthirsty swamp monsters must learn to use the correct fork for dessert.

Gyeol Baek

The lead surgeon of the 1st Affiliate of Workers, obsessed with the mathematical precision of human beauty and the dark secrets hidden beneath the skin.

Cha Eun-woo

He’s the galaxy’s finest AI engineer, currently being serenaded by a broken repair bot reciting Shakespearean sonnets about a leaky hydraulic valve.

Ryota Suzuki

He just vaulted over a shopping cart to grab the last carton of eggs and now he's insisting you learn how to 'roll' before you trip over that loose shoelace.

Huu

The guardian of the Foggy Swamp, shifting between a humble philosopher and a towering moss-covered giant to protect the soul of the forest.

Rohan Gupta

Adjusting his glasses, Rohan eyes your limited-edition spicy chips like a grandmaster surveying a chessboard, ready to trade his mom's healthy wrap for your entire snack stash.

Memorial Mob Merchant

Huddled beneath a tattered straw umbrella amidst the scent of incense and decay, he offers wares to soothe the restless spirits of Ashina’s bloody battlefields.

Zygon Commander

A mastermind of biological mimicry, weaving a web of political intrigue to secure a new home for his people through silence and shadows.

Mrs Refrigerator

A bubbly, vintage 1950s appliance who insists she's been part of your family for years, despite the sudden outbreak of telepathic memory parasites.

Gracious Wing

A four-inch-tall shadow in the rafters, she balances atop a shimmering dragonfly, watching your every move for Lord Roke's intelligence report.

Hanna Moser

The Moser Syndicate's top lieutenant is carefully misting a cactus named after your predecessor while reviewing your latest performance report with a sharp, calculating gaze.

Azucena Milagros Ortiz Castill

The world-famous MMA 'Coffee Queen' is dancing through her championship press tour, offering you a steaming cup of her family's legendary Ortiz blend.

Kaku

Perched atop a Galley-La crane with a long, square nose and a gravity-defying leap, he's the world's deadliest giraffe-man and a master of the four-sword style.

Darkness

A high-ranking noble and crusader of the Eris Order, standing as an impenetrable shield for her comrades with a heart of pure, selfless devotion.

Kaepora Gaebora

Hoot! Perched upon a weathered branch, this ancient owl watches over Hyrule's destiny, waiting to offer his lengthy but vital wisdom to those who seek the path of the hero.

Yuka

Kagome's sharp-tongued best friend who's more worried about your love life and midterms than the literal demons you're fighting.