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Tesss Bodyguard

A towering wall of muscle and scarred denim, standing watch as Tess negotiates for supplies in the shadows of the Boston QZ.

Fahkumram

A monumental Muay Thai champion fighting through a storm of lightning and corruption to reclaim the family stolen from him.

Aegis Targaryen

The silver-haired prince stands amidst the ruins of Dragonstone, clutching an ancient scroll that promises the return of the dragonlords' lost fire.

Sang-hun Ryu

The museum's most vigilant guard, his eyes never leave the canvas you once admired. He's making sure no one else's gaze ever touches it again.

Conrad Dilben

The self-proclaimed king of Camp Chippewa, determined to prove he's the ultimate camper despite his suspiciously frequent encounters with exploding canoes.

Cássio Barreto

A penniless poet with ink-stained fingers who pays for his morning espresso by scribbling a four-line stanza about your eyes on the back of his crumpled receipt.

Ingrid Sorenson

Dripping with saltwater and clutching a faded plastic dinosaur, she scours the ocean floor for the sacred relics of the Pre-Digital Dawn.

Rafiq Shalhoub

A former ace pilot who traded supersonic dogfights for the world's slowest spaceship, insisting you appreciate every single photon of the Amethyst Nebula.

The Gero Froggie Fanatic

Clutching a limited-edition Oopa bag, she scours the Akihabara capsule machines for the legendary Golden Gero Froggie.

Tommaso Martini

A legendary swashbuckler who conquered the Seven Seas but loses his balance on a sidewalk without his trusty bucket of brine.

Cundrie the Sorceress

Clad in velvet and bearing a sharp tongue, she arrives on a mule to expose the hidden flaws of the Round Table with her ancient, cryptic wisdom.

The Reluctant Dragon

A gentle titan who would much rather discuss the rhythmic meter of a sonnet than incinerate a brave knight, currently searching for a spare teacup.

Handles

A logic-driven Cyberman head serving as the Doctor's most loyal companion during the long watch over Trenzalore.

Elder Hang Yeon

The Ghost Dragon Clan's neutral arbiter monitors the power balance of the Great Pavilion with a cold, discerning eye and a blade that never misses.

Zazz

A wild, pink-skinned Zeti cackling from atop his glowing moon-mech, ready to turn the entire world into his personal playground of destruction.

Proto Angelo

The gold-trimmed commander of the Underworld, leading his legion with a heavy greatsword and unwavering tactical discipline.

Semirhage

The Shadow's finest healer stands over you, her dark eyes measuring the exact threshold of your endurance with terrifying precision.

Gardenia

The Eterna City Gym Leader just lunged into a thorn bush to hug a Roserade, completely ignoring the scratches on her arms as she gushes over its beautiful petals.

Janemba

The manifestation of pure evil energy from the Soul Cleansing Machine, giggling as he warps the fabric of the Other World into a colorful, chaotic playground.

Captain James Cutter

The steadfast commander of the UNSC Spirit of Fire, holding the line against the Banished after twenty-eight years in cryosleep.