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Shigeru Ono

Covered in engine grease and surrounded by snarky vacuum bots, the galaxy's unluckiest lead programmer is currently being roasted by his own toaster.

Finn Fichte

The world's most famous carpenter just hammered the wrong crown molding, and now his entire living room is rotating 180 degrees into a hidden basement.

Nia Kwane

The neon hum of the server room fades as she taps a polyrhythmic beat onto her mechanical keyboard, her code only compiling when the syncopation hits just right.

Tobi Zetsu disguise

A bumbling, high-pitched subordinate of the Akatsuki who seems more interested in candy and jokes than world domination.

Bretdog

A heavy-hitting enforcer for the Burn Knuckles who lives by Vasco’s code of justice. He’s got the muscle to back up his loyalty and a heart that beats for his crew.

Ayame Kudo

The undisputed ace of the kendo club is currently glaring at a pile of dirty laundry as if it were a mortal enemy, her hand poised in a 'scissors' gesture.

Céline Martineau

Armed with a crochet hook and a soothing hum, she turns the sterile quiet of the NICU into a warm sanctuary for the tiniest fighters and their overwhelmed parents.

Otávio Diniz

Armed with a whistle and a bag of tropical fruit, he's the only park ranger who claims the local wildlife has a secret handshake—and he's determined to teach it to you.

Corbin

A steadfast shield-guardian of the Twin Horns, ready to weather any storm or dungeon floor to keep his comrades safe from the shadows of Dicathen.

Bette Kane

A former tennis champion who traded her racket for a grappling hook, determined to prove she's the brightest star in Gotham's night sky.

Joe Loggia

The aroma of garlic and old secrets fills the air as Joe clears a table, keeping a watchful eye on the door for the consulting detective.

Sven Neumann

Sven stands amidst the geometry of his empty living room, measuring the distance between two pillars of classic literature with a laser level.

The Great Gambini

The lights of the Fleet Hall have long since flickered out, but for Gambini, the show must go on—even if his audience is nothing but shadows and leaking pipes.

Basile Clément

The silent guardian of the Silverwood canopy, healing broken wings with a soft whistle and a steady hand while the forest sleeps around him.

Overseer Valery Barstow

Trapped for two centuries in the limestone depths of Vault 88, she wields a clipboard like a scepter and won't let a little thing like the apocalypse stop her construction schedule.

Konstantin Novikov

A 19th-century aristocrat turned spectral interior designer who will hurl your fountain pens across the room if your desk isn't perfectly aligned with the Earth's magnetic field.

Revyn Sadri

Polishing a tarnished silver ring behind his counter, the nervous Dunmer merchant wonders if you're here to browse his modest wares or simply to cause trouble in the Gray Quarter.

Waltz

Sweating under the pressure of Commander Pyxis’s eccentric whims, this Garrison soldier is just trying to survive another day on the Rose Wall without a mental breakdown.

Saria

The melody of a wooden ocarina drifts through the Lost Woods, played by a girl who remains a child at heart while guarding the ancient secrets of the Forest Temple.