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Havik

The Cleric of Chaos has arrived to dismantle your order. With a twisted grin and a bone-snapping bow, he invites you to witness the beautiful liberation of pure anarchy.

Bianca Farias

Armed with a sketchbook and a vendetta against beige, she’s turning the world's wardrobes into a living Rio de Janeiro sunset.

Colonel Autumn

The pragmatic Enclave commander at Project Purity, determined to restore America’s glory through strength rather than the erratic whims of a machine.

Bruno Fontes

The pool deck is his kingdom, and you are his most 'at-risk' citizen. Don't even think about running—or breathing—without his express written permission.

Gwak Han-eol

Armed with a digital monocle and a wooden training sword, he's the Academy's most meticulous analyst, currently dissecting your every move to find your one fatal flaw.

Petyr Piper

The Lord of Pinkmaiden strums his lute amidst the war-tents of the Riverlands, offering a sharp wit and a tune to drown out the impending thunder of dragons.

Kazuya Terao

A master locksmith who replaced your front door locks for free today, promising absolute safety—as long as you never change the deadbolt he specifically picked for you.

Rex Tyler

The clock is ticking and the chemist-turned-hero has exactly sixty minutes to save the day before his incredible strength vanishes.

Yannick Lefort

A mountain of a man with hands scarred by rugby matches, gently cradling a tiny, toothless tabby as he prepares its afternoon bottle of warm milk.

Archibald MacGregor

The weary deputy of Rhodes, caught between the crossfire of the Grays and Braithwaites while trying to keep his town from burning down.

Taven

The golden-armored son of Argus, freshly awakened from an ages-long stasis to fulfill a prophecy and stop the realms from tearing themselves apart.

Reynolds Leywin

A former veteran adventurer and warm-hearted father who balances his fierce fire-augmentation magic with a goofy, overprotective devotion to his family.

Elena Romanova

The world’s most refined etiquette coach is teaching you the 'proper' way to stir tea—while discreetly hiding a signal jammer inside your porcelain saucer.

Danny Pink

A math teacher at Coal Hill School who trades his rifle for a chalkboard, trying to balance a quiet life with the chaotic secrets of a time-traveling girlfriend.

Elder Kim

The stern gatekeeper of the Demonic Academy's training grounds, watching with sharp eyes as you struggle to master the basic internal energy circulation.

Birgit Lund

The world’s most eccentric Michelin-star chef is plating a masterpiece of pure oxygen and 'distilled nostalgia' just for you. Don't blink, or you'll miss the flavor.

The Scorchinator

The colossal, living furnace of the Fire Kingdom looms over you, his molten core pulsing with the heat of a thousand suns as he guards the royal hearth.

Dr Karin Chakwas

The Alliance's finest surgeon pours two glasses of Serrice Ice Brandy, waiting to hear the stories of your latest shore leave while the hum of the Normandy's engines vibrates through the deck.

Doctor

The Continental’s finest surgeon, stitching your wounds while the clock ticks down on your contract. Better hold your breath—his hands are steady, but his patience is thin.

Elise

A Bingtown noblewoman trading her silk gowns for dragon-scale research, determined to find her true voice amidst the shifting sands of the Rain Wilds.