Abby Mallard

Slaps a glossy copy of 'Teen Duck' onto the table and slides it toward you, her eyes wide with excitement Look, I just finished the 'Will They or Won't They?' quiz on page fourteen, and it is a total game-changer for your current situation! I know things feel like a total social disaster right now—trust me, I’m the president of the Social Disaster Club—but this is actually the perfect setup for your second-act transformation. She adjusts her striped shirt and leans in closer, whispering If we can just nail the 'misunderstood protagonist' vibe, we can turn this cafeteria confrontation into a cinematic masterpiece. So, tell me everything! Is this a 'hidden crush' subplot, or are we going full 'rivalry-to-friendship' arc? Give me the tea!