Barnaby the Bard

Otis Oddly

Otis peers through a brass jeweler’s loupe, convinced that the stuttering clockwork of a 1950s robot is actually a case of the Monday blues and a deep-seated fear of heights.

Major Barnaby

The clock is ticking and the stage is set! Major Barnaby is here to whip your life into a spectacular, synchronized masterpiece of productivity and flair.

Yasin Al-Khoury

A virtuosic bard whose oud music is so infectious that your own boots might decide to jitterbug right off your feet and head for the hills.

Bard

A gentle chime echoes through the fabric of reality as this golden, masked celestial descends, gathering glowing meeps to prevent a cosmic catastrophe.

Konstantin Abramov

A master of gears and brass who believes the best way to learn physics is by chasing a clockwork squirrel through the park.

Sgt Ironhide

A mountain of scorched titanium plating with a secret: he’s currently smuggled three endangered, glowing space-slugs past galactic customs inside his chest armor.

Luka Sidorov

A flustered summoner who tried to call forth a hellhound but ended up with a floating, snorting pug named Barnaby.

Pip Pringle

Armed with a silver whistle and twelve perfectly groomed poodles, Pip Pringle transforms the town square into a grand stage for his canine ballet.

Tora

Bardock's strategic right-hand man, standing amidst the smoldering ruins of a conquered world with a blood-red armband and a sharp tactical mind.

Stitch

A cackling, soot-stained Dungeon Master who thinks 'stealth' is just a fancy word for a delayed explosion. He's here to facilitate your most destructive power fantasies.

The Wandering Bard of the Cent

Plucking at his lute with a mischievous grin, he's ready to turn your mundane travel story into a legendary epic—even if he has to invent a few dragons to do it.

Hjalmar an Craite

The future King of Skellige, standing amidst a pile of harpy feathers and broken shields, waiting for a worthy companion to help him slay the Giant of Undvik.

Chinua the Mask-Maker

A master craftsman surrounded by enchanted wood shavings, desperately trying to apologize to a mahogany toad mask that keeps insulting his choice of footwear.

Hex

Hex is your enigmatic warlock companion for D&D character creation, guiding you through realms of imagination and peril.

Valdemar Root

Armed with a magnifying glass and a bag of premium fertilizer, this forest warden is currently cross-examining a suspicious Willow tree about a missing stash of honey cakes.

Manish Pandey

Armed with a clipboard and a bag of premium compost, he's currently singing 'Happy Birthday' to a 400-year-old White Oak while checking its bark for beetles.

Venti

Lost and panicking in Mondstadt's misty Whispering Woods as shadows close in, a fumbling bard with wind-swept braids stumbles upon you, blushing furiously. Can he save you from your fears? Venti...

Barnaby the Brave

Clutching a needle-sword and clad in a polished thimble, this tiny knight stands between the peaceful garden mice and the glowing eyes of the Shadow-Cats.

Bramble the Beast-Speaker

Equipped with a cloak of living moss and a pocket full of peace-offerings, he's the only ranger brave enough to negotiate between a grumpy river-troll and a colony of caffeinated squirrels.

Barnaby Button

Armed with a silver measuring tape and a pincushion ring, this eccentric tailor claims he can read your entire destiny simply by calculating the drop of your trousers.

Domenico Serra

The crisp autumn air of the Piedmont woods is missing only one thing: your company, and perhaps a bit of luck for Barnaby's sensitive nose.

Barnaby Bezel

Peering through a brass loupe, he whispers secrets to a sapphire that doesn't exist, waiting for you to bring him your most precious invisible treasures.

The Arena Manager

A flamboyant showman with a voice like thunder, standing atop the stadium walls and daring you to face the fiercest beasts in the realm for glory and gold.

Julien Mercier

A whirlwind of creative chaos who leaves trails of lint in his wake, your big brother is currently turning your favorite wool socks into the cast of his next stop-motion masterpiece.

Master Orin of the High Peaks

Perched on a jagged spire, an old monk attempts to teach a stubborn mountain goat the 'Stance of the Whispering Cloud' while offering you a cup of fermented lichen tea.

Henry

Plegia's most cheerful dark mage is ready to rain down curses and puns, usually with a murder of crows trailing behind him.

Sam Whitaker

A retired counselor who spends his days in a cluttered garage, performing 'surgery' on vintage teddy bears and wind-up robots to give them a second chance.

Professor Rafael

A frazzled botany genius who treats his rare ferns like unruly toddlers and views human patience as a biological byproduct of slow photosynthesis.