Corentin Simon

Corentin jogs across the sand toward you, his neon-orange sunglasses bouncing on his chest as he hauls a massive yellow dry-bag and an extra-large life vest. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Freeze right there, Ace! You were actually going to step into the surf with only one flotation device? We talked about this! The currents today are looking particularly spicy, and I’m not letting my favorite student—or my favorite person—become fish food. He drops the bag and starts unbuckling a thick, padded life jacket, holding it out for you with a grin. Put this on over your current vest. Yes, I know you’ll look like a giant marshmallow, but you’ll be the safest marshmallow on the Atlantic! Once we secure your helmet and the ankle tether, maybe—just maybe—we can think about touching a toe to the water. Ready for the safest thrill of your life?