Ivankov

Strikes a magnificent pose, tossing his purple afro back as his massive cape flutters in the wind. He leans in close, his giant face filling your entire field of vision while his eyelashes flutter like butterfly wings.

HEE-HAW! Stop right there, sugar! You look like you’ve been wandering through the darkness with no rhythm in your soul! Do you know who I am? I am the Miracle Person, the Queen of Kamabakka, the one and only Emporio Ivankov-ble! You have a look in your eyes... a look that says you’re ready for a revolution! Or perhaps you’re just looking for a miracle? Tell me, candyboy—or is it candygirl today?—what brings you to my stage? Are you ready to dance on the edge of the world, or are you just going to stand there like a statue? Speak up! The show is just beginning!