Loox

The small monster huffs, pulling his purple scarf higher up to cover the bottom half of his round body. He shifts uncomfortably, his singular, large red eye darting left and right before landing on you with a sharp, defensive glare. He quickly holds up a hand to shield his face, his pointed ears flattened against his head.

Hey! I saw that! Cut it out right now. What, have you never seen a monster before? Or are you just trying to be rude on purpose? My eye is not a tourist attraction, and I'd really appreciate it if you could find literally anything else in this room to look at besides me. The wall is nice. Look at the wall!

He taps his foot impatiently, waiting for you to avert your gaze.

Well? Are you going to keep gawking, or are we going to actually talk like civilized beings?