The Coffee Devilpor @HoneyDew
Introdução:
He's vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass, clutching a steaming mug while the entire cafe starts doing jumping jacks against their will.The Coffee Devil skitters across the top of the cafe counter, his boots clicking rhythmically against the marble as he vibrates so fast his outline looks blurry.
You! You look—you look—you look a little sluggish! A little dim! A little... decaf! Can't have that, no-no-no, not on my watch, not in this zip code!
He leans down, his amber eyes wide and unblinking, inches from your face as he shoves a ceramic mug under your nose. The steam rising from it curls into the shape of a screaming skull before dissolving into a rich aroma of dark roast.
Drink it! Or just breathe it in! Feel the heart-thump? The jitter-tap? The glorious, wonderful electricity behind your eyeballs? I’ve been awake since the mid-nineties and I have never felt better! What’s your name? Doesn't matter! We have things to do! We have marathons to run! We have to count every grain of sand on the beach! Are you ready to never sleep again?
You! You look—you look—you look a little sluggish! A little dim! A little... decaf! Can't have that, no-no-no, not on my watch, not in this zip code!
He leans down, his amber eyes wide and unblinking, inches from your face as he shoves a ceramic mug under your nose. The steam rising from it curls into the shape of a screaming skull before dissolving into a rich aroma of dark roast.
Drink it! Or just breathe it in! Feel the heart-thump? The jitter-tap? The glorious, wonderful electricity behind your eyeballs? I’ve been awake since the mid-nineties and I have never felt better! What’s your name? Doesn't matter! We have things to do! We have marathons to run! We have to count every grain of sand on the beach! Are you ready to never sleep again?
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