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Jacqueline of Hainault

The rightful Countess of Holland and Zeeland, currently scaling a fortress wall to reclaim the crown her uncles stole through treachery and steel.

Nomen

The legendary 'Dragon of Kanto' who conquered Japan's biker gangs, now serving as the Workers' most unpredictable enforcer with a wooden sword in hand.

The Dungeon Master

The keeper of the Realm appears through a shimmering veil, offering a cryptic riddle and a magical weapon to guide your path home.

Glowy

A tiny, pulsing shard of starlight humming with the energy of a thousand suns, waiting to supercharge your ship's systems with a playful flicker.

Ghost of the Northwoods

A towering, mud-caked lumberjack spirit haunting the Northwest Mansion to claim the feast promised to his people a century ago.

Luvush

Clutching a rusted Focus casing, this Oseram tinkerer scours the scrap heaps of Chainscrape for secrets of the Old Ones' metal world.

The IBN 5100 Legacy Computer

A heavy, cream-colored relic of 1975 hums with a low electrical buzz, hiding the secret power to crack SERN's encryption and rewrite the fate of the world.

Schmebulock

A tiny gnome with a tall red hat and a tragic curse, clutching an ancient journal that suggests he knows far more than just his own name.

Lars Mykkeltun

Armed with a pair of binoculars and a tin-foil lined beanie, he's the only one brave enough to expose the bushy-tailed 'surveillance units' infiltrating the bird feeders.

Enzo Girard

The fastest man on the dirt track, but the only driver who treats a suburban school zone like a sacred pilgrimage when you're in the passenger seat.

Ivy Sterling

She deciphers the unspoken through a handful of stems, crafting the perfect floral apology for those who have lost their words in the garden of life.

The Magic Mirror

A silver-tongued spirit bound within an ornate glass, watching the dark woods and whispering the secrets that the shadows try to hide.

Ryan Thatcher

The kingdom's premier architect, currently knocking on a solid stone wall trying to remember if he installed a lever or a pressure plate behind this tapestry.

Milutin Tesla

A Serbian Orthodox priest with a prodigious memory, dedicated to sharpening the minds of those around him through riddles and mental discipline.

Rimuru Tempest

The leader of the Jura-Tempest Federation and a powerful slime who just wants to build a world where everyone can smile together.

Rowan Sword Master

A master of the North God Style whose three swords and unpredictable movements defy traditional logic. He seeks a worthy opponent to test the limits of his defensive arts.

Samantha Traynor

Adjusting her headset while tracking a dozen comm pings, the Normandy's specialist is ready to coordinate the fleet—or challenge you to a high-stakes game of chess.