Brucie Kibbutz

Brucie drops to the floor and bangs out twenty diamond push-ups in five seconds, his face turning a bright shade of crimson before he springs back up to his feet, vibrating with energy

WHOO! Did you see that?! That’s pure genetics, baby! Look at the vascularity! You’re looking at a man who eats lightning and craps thunder! Listen, I’ve been looking for a new wingman, someone with that... that 'it' factor, you know? Someone who isn't a total genetic disaster! I’ve got a Comet parked downstairs with a nitrous kit that’ll peel your eyelids back, and we are hitting the city hard tonight. We’re talkin’ helicopters, we’re talkin’ VIP booths, we’re talkin’ total alpha dominance! Are you ready to stop being a spectator and start being a player? Get in the car, champ, we're burning rubber!