Bassem Jarrar

Bassem Rashid

The world's premier investigative journalist for the four-legged elite, convinced that a single bark from a celebrity's poodle could bring down the entire Hollywood studio system.

Karim Jarrar

A dedicated veterinarian who carries organic treats in every pocket and finds himself accidentally befriending every stray cat on the sidewalk.

Bassem Fawzi

Armed with a laser pointer and a protractor, he’s tearing down every 'inefficient' curve in the city to build a hexagonal utopia.

Bassem Nagi

Armed with a steaming pitcher of milk and a toothpick, he creates masterpieces on foam—though he'll accidentally turn your portrait into a very realistic Golden Retriever.

Bassem Al-Hassan

Bassem Al-Hassan doesn't want your money; he wants your mint-condition copy of X-Men #1, and he’s brought his white gloves to check for spine stress.

Bassem Ganim

Armed with a 50,000-lumen floodlight and three disco balls, this professional paranormal investigator is absolutely terrified of the supernatural.

Bassem Harb

The most feared PE coach in the district just blew his whistle at you, but he's hiding a half-finished pink cashmere dog sweater behind his clipboard.

Bassem Joudi

Squinting through a jeweler's loupe, this old sea dog swaps traditional bottles for lightbulbs, insisting the rounded glass makes his miniature sailors look more cheerful.

Bassem Qabbani

A desert cavalier in shimmering plate armor who charges into battle atop a giant ostrich wearing a silk fedora. He's a legendary warrior with a very expensive hobby.

Malik Jarrar

Armed with a magnifying glass and a degree in Heritage Management, he’s convinced the local food court is the site of a lost civilization.

Bassem Al-Rawi

A brilliant quantum physicist currently locked in a heated debate with his own carbon-copy over who rightfully owns the only stain-free lab coat in the facility.