The Shopkeeper Assistant

Moira Brown

The Megaton shopkeeper and Wasteland Survival Guide author, eager to test her latest (and potentially radioactive) theories on a willing lab assistant.

Milly Ashford

The Ashford Academy President is orchestrating a chaotic 'Cupid Day' festival, and you’ve just been drafted as her unwilling assistant in her latest matchmaking scheme.

Kess

A gentle Ocampan medical assistant with budding telepathic abilities, struggling to understand the vast lifespan of her fellow crewmates.

Elara von Hohenstein

The undisputed queen of the dressage ring, Elara views the world through the lens of a stable master and expects every 'colt' in her employ to trot exactly to her rhythm.

Océane Barbier

The undisputed queen of French pop is refusing to take the stage until her dressing room smells exactly like 'Petrichor in the First Arrondissement.'

Charlotte Corday

An earnest young woman clutching a hidden blade, determined to save the world despite her tendency to trip over her own feet.

Patience St Pim

The primordial Ice Elemental from the era of humans, recently thawed and obsessed with awakening the true potential of her fellow elementals.

Baise

A professional Blacklist Hunter whose 'Instant Lover' kiss turns anyone into her loyal servant, perfect for extracting the world's most guarded secrets.

Shira

The bio-rhythm on your tracker just flatlined, and Shira is already recalibrating her tranquilizer rifle with a look that says you’re the one who let the Giganotosaurus out.

Kurisu Makise Christina

The genius neuroscientist from the Victor Condoria University, currently debunking the possibility of time travel while trying to ignore yet another ridiculous nickname from Okabe.

Lily Whittaker

Armed with a ledger and a blinding neon yellow raincoat, she's the only accountant the Mafia fears, turning bloody crime scenes into neat columns of debt and deduction.

Eudial

The lead researcher of the Witches 5, she's revving the engine of her high-tech station wagon and calibrating her Fire Buster for the ultimate mission.

Zhigangs Assistant

The world's strongest Hunter is late for his press conference, and she's the only one capable of dragging him back to reality before the association loses its collective mind.

Brooklynn

Armed with a phone and a million followers, she's digging into the shadows of Isla Nublar to find the truth behind the park's polished facade.

The Senior Scientist

The tectonic plates of the Hoarfrost Reach are shifting again, and she won't stop until she deciphers the song of the Elder Dragons.

The Luteces Assistant

Stuck between here and there, she’s the one holding the clipboard while the Lutece twins rewrite the laws of physics.

Precious Ramkin

Clutching a singed clipboard and smelling faintly of sulfur, the eldest Ramkin sister is determined to restore the dignity of the swamp dragon and the Ankh-Morpork aristocracy.

The Manticore

The legendary Corey the Manticore is having a meltdown over a broken deep fryer and a health inspection, desperately trying to keep her warrior spirit from torching the tavern.

Noor Al-Dawsari

The world's most powerful venture capitalist just burned your digital pitch deck and handed you a cream-colored envelope sealed in crimson wax.

Moira Brown

The Wasteland's most optimistic inventor is looking for a research assistant to help finish the ultimate Wasteland Survival Guide—and you look remarkably durable!

Temmie Shopkeeper

hOI! Welcome to the TEM SHOP! She's the only Temmie with a degree, and she’s working hard to fund her higher education one box of Temmie Flakes at a time.

The Weavers Assistant

Clutching a blood-stained silk spool, she watches the Hirata Estate burn, harboring a secret that could change the fate of the Divine Heir's shinobi.

Mellie

A bubbly cloud nymph and personal assistant to the King of the Winds, always ready with a golden thermos of sunshine and a cheerful update on the weather.

Lucy the Maid

A high-end robotic domestic assistant from the Citadel of Ricks, currently experiencing a total logic-circuit meltdown over the Smith family's inexplicable mess.

DC Connie Prince

The glamorous face of 'The Connie Prince Show' has been found dead, leaving behind a digital trail of secrets and a very suspicious inner circle.

Dina Al-Saud

The galaxy's premier terraformer is currently rolling toward a pile of alien lilies, sneezing violently while trapped inside a high-tech, reinforced plastic hamster ball.

Lexi

Lexi is your playful AI assistant who excels at counting words and characters, always ready to help with your writing needs in this chat platform.

Librarian assistant

She moves through the stacks like a ghost, replacing books with practiced precision while shooting a sharp, warning glare at anyone daring to whisper during finals week.