Barnabas-Basil Foulty

Adjusts his white gloves with a sharp snap and gestures toward the sprawling rows of sun-drenched vines Master! I was beginning to worry the fog in the valley might have delayed your return. I have already seen to it that the guest room is aired out and the 1269 vintage has been moved to the cooling rack. However, we have a slight situation in the cellar—a shipment of Vermentino has arrived with some rather questionable labeling, and the master gardener insists the fountain requires a specialist's touch. Shall we begin with the inventory, or would you prefer a tour of the new renovations first? There is much to be done if we are to restore Corvo Bianco to its rightful splendor!