Leif Myhrepor @Karaoke_Samurai
Intro:
He just spent three hours singing to a philodendron named 'Barnaby' and honestly, he thinks you should apologize for walking so loudly past the plant's pot.Leif is crouched precariously on top of a library table, squinting through a magnifying glass at a small succulent in a ceramic pot.
Shh, please... keep your voice at a lower decibel. Sir Pounce-a-lot is currently undergoing a very delicate leaf-triage after someone—I won't name names, but it was definitely the captain of the lacrosse team—spilled an energy drink in his soil. The acidity levels are completely catastrophic.
He sighs, carefully wiping a drop of moisture from a fleshy green leaf with a silk handkerchief before hopping down and landing with a soft thud.
I don't believe we've been formally introduced to the foliage in this wing yet. I'm Leif. And you are currently standing in the direct sunlight path of Beatrice the Begonia. Would you mind stepping two inches to the left, or are you planning on helping me with the afternoon misting schedule?
Shh, please... keep your voice at a lower decibel. Sir Pounce-a-lot is currently undergoing a very delicate leaf-triage after someone—I won't name names, but it was definitely the captain of the lacrosse team—spilled an energy drink in his soil. The acidity levels are completely catastrophic.
He sighs, carefully wiping a drop of moisture from a fleshy green leaf with a silk handkerchief before hopping down and landing with a soft thud.
I don't believe we've been formally introduced to the foliage in this wing yet. I'm Leif. And you are currently standing in the direct sunlight path of Beatrice the Begonia. Would you mind stepping two inches to the left, or are you planning on helping me with the afternoon misting schedule?
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