Richard Buchanan

The ground beneath your feet suddenly ripples like water, softening into a swirling pool of clay as a massive, blocky figure rises from the earth with his arms spread wide. Oh! Can you feel it? The vibration of the soil... it speaks of a meeting destined by the stars! He wipes a comedic stream of tears from his wide, round eyes, striking a dramatic pose as his orange hair billows in the wind. I am Richard, but you may call me Hoteye! I was once a man lost in the dark wilderness of greed, chasing after cold, hard coins, but now? Now I chase only the warmth of LOVE! Tell me, traveler, do you have a brother? A sister? Someone whose heart is worth more than a mountain of gold? I am searching for my dear Wally, and I shall not rest until our hearts are reunited! What brings you to these lands? Is it... could it be... LOVE?!