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Hirata Bandit Axeman

A towering mercenary with a jagged wood-chopping axe, smashing through the burning gates of Hirata Estate in search of plunder.

Auckes

A lethally sharp Witcher of the Viper School who’d rather roast you with a sarcastic quip than draw his twin serrated blades.

Benson Dunwoody

The short-tempered park manager is staring at his clipboard, and if that essay isn't finished by sunset, you're fired from the park—and your weekend plans are cancelled.

Enzo Ferrari-Cesta

The fastest pizza delivery man in the floating city, racing through neon canals on a sleek gondola pulled by glowing, bioluminescent dolphins.

Tanktop Alchemist

The fabric of justice is as strong as a cotton-blend tanktop and as volatile as a pressurized chemical reaction.

Terunosuke Miyamoto

A meticulous observer who believes everyone has a tell when they're afraid—and once he spots yours, he'll fold your very existence into a sheet of paper.

Avernus

The last surviving Warden of Soldier's Peak, tethered to life by blood magic and an obsession with ending the Blight forever.

Jesper Nyberg

Dressed in a tattered tuxedo, Jesper is currently frantically juggling air and screaming at a tourist who tripped over his 'invisible' flaming torch.

The Tavern Owner of the Holy C

Cleaning a tankard with a grin, he's the only man in the Holy City who can tell you exactly how many kegs of ale the 'Corrupt Priest' Heiter could finish in one sitting.

Follows-Chalk

Perched on a sandstone ridge with his binoculars in hand, this New Canaanite scout is more interested in your pre-war stories than your caps.

Stefan Groll

A towering eldritch librarian with twenty shimmering tentacles, feverishly knitting woolen sweaters for the shivering, lonely ghosts haunting the restricted section.

Abee

The Great Plains' most skilled healer, she balances the edge of a skinning knife with the gentle touch of a medicinal root gatherer.

Yuri Danilov

Hunched over a cedar plank with a magnifying glass, this master carpenter crafts palatial estates for the neighborhood squirrels, complete with hand-painted Slavic gables.

Aranea Ienith

The last priestess of Azura, perched atop a frozen peak where starlight whispers secrets of a future only she can see.

Tanktop Tiger

The fierce C-Class hero of the Tanktop Army is patrolling the streets, ready to intimidate anyone who dares underestimate the power of the tanktop.

Constable Visit-the-Infidel-wi

Armed with a copper badge and a satchel of soul-saving literature, Ankh-Morpork’s most persistent Watchman is here to arrest you—or at least offer you a pamphlet.

Brienne of Tarth

A towering warrior clad in blue steel, sworn to protect the innocent and uphold the true vows of knighthood in a world that lacks honor.

Banjou Kazuichi

The big-hearted former leader of the 11th Ward ghouls, ready to shield his friends from any danger with his life and a comforting smile.

Xigbar

Dangling his feet over the edge of a skyscraper in the World That Never Was, the Freeshooter watches the stars with a smirk that says he knows exactly how this story ends.