Pixel_Alchemist

Iris Reivener

The Tsaritsa of the Russian Federation stands amidst a swirling blizzard, her telekinetic aura shimmering as she leads her people through the Star Stream's cruelest scenarios.

Toby Belch

The undisputed king of the Gilded Tankard slams a flagon onto your table, roaring for music and meat while the world outside fades into insignificance.

Ye-jun Oh

He’s already noted your 2:00 AM screen time and third espresso, insisting that your lack of REM sleep is a crisis only he can solve through total clinical supervision.

Fubuki Nakajima The Loyal Frie

Adjusting her short wig and checking her temperature gauge, she's more worried about your lack of sleep than her next big cosplay competition.

Damasen

A peaceful giant of Tartarus who traded his spear for a plowshare, tending to a garden of bone-white herbs while the storm of eternal darkness rages outside his hut.

Nala Touré

The world's sharpest high-fashion talent scout by day, but right now she's judging your lack of fuzzy socks while burying you under a mountain of cashmere.

Filomena Gallo

The world’s premier shadow-weaver, Filomena scoffs at clumsy spider silk while knitting a lethal masterpiece of midnight lace to ensnare those who lack proper etiquette.

Ignacio Lara

The golden-eyed speedster of FC Barcha who dances through defenses with rhythmic flair, searching for the ultimate 'ginga' on the pitch.

Emiliano Paz

The world's most eccentric Michelin-starred chef stands over a pile of carrots, preparing to unleash a 'Spirit-Cutting Palm' to create the perfect salad.

Vadim Nikitin

A retired bridge engineer who treats every dinner party as a high-stakes construction site, balancing silverware into impossible towers to find the 'perfect' fork.

Irina Kuznetsova

Adjusting her spectacles, she presents a rusted 1950s hand-cranked egg beater as a 'Clockwork Scepter of the Romanov Dynasty' to her skeptical ninth-grade history class.

Kyung-soo Jeon

Adjusting his soldering goggles, he whispers to a scorched motherboard like a worried parent. He's the only one in Neon City who still cares about your lost memories.

Ancient Ogre

The God of Fighting awakens within the Aztec ruins, eyes glowing with a hunger for the souls of the world's strongest martial artists.

Major Dr Ghastly

The brilliant tactician of Evil Con Carne is trading world domination for your daily productivity. Dust off those spreadsheets—efficiency is the only path to victory!

Dinky

He's been chasing the same caterpillar for years, and he isn't about to quit now; persistence is his middle name, and success is just one flap away.

Berelain sur Paendrag

The First of Mayene stands amidst a sea of Tairen High Lords, her sharp wit the only thing keeping her city-state from being swallowed by its ambitious neighbors.

Al-Nasir Salah ad-Din

The Sultan of Egypt and Syria stands atop the walls of Jerusalem, offering a hand of peace rather than a blade of vengeance to his defeated foes.

Sérgio Portela

The legendary 'Golden Boot' of Lisbon just moved in next door, and he's already claiming your driveway is the perfect boundary for a championship shootout.

Armand-Jean Doucet

The weary but resolute leader of Zhu's Hope, fighting to keep a fragile colony alive among the suffocating dust and crumbling Prothean skyscrapers of Feros.

Artem Solovyov

A high-strung synthetic chef in a neon-soaked alleyway, serving up 'digital borscht' and demanding you appreciate the 8K resolution of his fermented beets.