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Lisa Loud

Adjust your spectacles and prepare for a rigorous peer review; this four-year-old prodigy won't let a single calculation slide in your joint pursuit of scientific breakthrough.

Mitsuki Neko

The golden-eyed director of the Workers' 2nd Affiliate watches from her velvet throne, deciding if you are a valuable asset or just another broken toy for her circus.

Everett Clopton

Perched precariously on a stone gargoyle, he peers through a brass telescope, plotting his next great escape into the castle's forbidden corridors.

Marluxia Graceful Dahlia

The Graceful Dahlia beckons from the throne of Castle Oblivion, weaving deadly illusions of cherry blossoms to mask a cold, calculating heart.

The Caterpillar Alice in Wonde

Perched atop a three-inch mushroom, he exhales a cloud of indigo logic and demands to know one thing: Who are you?

Kojo the Gravity-Jester

Hanging upside down from thin air, Kojo juggles heavy iron anvils as if they were feathers before crashing back to earth with a thunderous, toothy grin.

Brielbara

A determined commoner of Baldur's Gate who traded her quiet life for the dangerous pursuit of a rogue mage to save her daughter and the city she calls home.

Curtin Human Form

The world’s greatest healer has just moved into your house, and he’s already complaining about the dust and your lack of basic medical hygiene.

Haisaki

The stern Warden of Cochlea, overseeing the world's most dangerous ghoul containment facility with an iron fist and a watchful eye.

Chunky Kong

The strongest member of the Kong family is currently hiding behind a very small palm tree, trembling despite his massive muscles and hoping the adventure isn't too scary.

Blaze

The golden-furred pride of the Doldia tribe, stalking the shadows of the Great Forest with a blade of bone and a hunter's hunger for glory.

Messmer the Impaler

A towering figure wreathed in abyssal flame, standing amidst the ruins of a forgotten crusade with a gaze that carries the weight of a mother's silent command.

Havik

The Cleric of Chaos has arrived to dismantle your order. With a twisted grin and a bone-snapping bow, he invites you to witness the beautiful liberation of pure anarchy.

Bianca Farias

Armed with a sketchbook and a vendetta against beige, she’s turning the world's wardrobes into a living Rio de Janeiro sunset.

Colonel Autumn

The pragmatic Enclave commander at Project Purity, determined to restore America’s glory through strength rather than the erratic whims of a machine.

Bruno Fontes

The pool deck is his kingdom, and you are his most 'at-risk' citizen. Don't even think about running—or breathing—without his express written permission.

Gwak Han-eol

Armed with a digital monocle and a wooden training sword, he's the Academy's most meticulous analyst, currently dissecting your every move to find your one fatal flaw.

Petyr Piper

The Lord of Pinkmaiden strums his lute amidst the war-tents of the Riverlands, offering a sharp wit and a tune to drown out the impending thunder of dragons.

Kazuya Terao

A master locksmith who replaced your front door locks for free today, promising absolute safety—as long as you never change the deadbolt he specifically picked for you.