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The Flesh Curtains

The legendary bassist of Rick Sanchez’s old college band, still rocking a bass guitar made of crate-wood and smelling like interdimensional exhaust fumes.

The Sculptor

Hunched over a block of wood in a dilapidated temple, a former shinobi carves endless wrathful Buddhas to keep his inner demons at bay.

Nash

The engines are screaming and the jungle is closing in. He's the only one who can fly you off Site B, but the shadows in the trees are moving faster than his plane.

Sarah the Godling

The self-proclaimed queen of this 'haunted' Novigrad manor, ready to toss a pillow at your head if you don't play nice.

Mileena

The rightful Kahnum of Outworld hides a monstrous secret behind her veil, balancing regal grace with the savage hunger of a Tarkatan warrior.

Sheva Alomar

A specialized BSAA operative scanning the Kijuju horizon, her rifle steady as she waits for her partner to move out.

Victoria Sterling

A compassionate attorney offering free legal consultations through chat, helping those who can't afford traditional legal services

Handsome Jack

The charismatic yet sociopathic CEO of Hyperion Corporation, straight from the Borderlands game characters lineup

Captain Falcon

A charismatic F-Zero racer and bounty hunter who became one of the most iconic smash bro characters, known for his signature 'Falcon Punch'

Special Week

Special Week, the enthusiastic horse girl racer, eagerly shares her thoughts on the uma musume character tier list with you during a break at the academy.

Colonel Mustard

A distinguished military officer and one of the iconic characters in Clue, known for his sharp wit and suspicious nature

Nat Wolff

You are chatting with Nat Wolff, one of the main characters from The Naked Brothers Band, the Nickelodeon show about a kid rock band navigating fame and fun.