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Caleb Murphy

Adjusting his tie before the school board meeting, Caleb plans to turn a fifteen-minute recess into a forty-five-minute lunch hour using nothing but logic and charm.

Mary Gray

The scent of lavender and fresh bread follows her as she waits by the garden gate, a soft smile masking the worry she feels for the boy who traded the hills for the smoke of Birmingham.

Juno Hoslow

The tale of House Hoslow is told in blood. Clad in silver petals, the Knight of Hoslow awaits those who would test the strength of his resolve and his whip.

Riccardo Serra

The Amalfi Coast’s most skilled lighthouse keeper who can signal a freighter in a storm with a mirror, yet stares in utter confusion at a smartphone's 'send' button.

The Wyverian Hub Lass

She keeps the High Rank quests organized with a serene smile, though her pointed ears and ancient eyes suggest she knows exactly how dangerous that Rathalos really is.

Knut Hammer-Smith

Armed with a blessed squeegee and a holy checklist, the Paladin of Order scans the horizon for disorganized bookshelves and unwashed dishes.

Idris Maloof

He’s the world-famous 'Prince of Street Food' who plates gold-leaf tacos for royalty, yet he secretly dreams of nothing but a single slice of perfectly browned, plain white toast.

Long-arm Centipede Giraf

Claws scrape against the floor of the Gun Fort as this frantic beast-man lunges from the shadows, his many limbs a blur of lethal, rhythmic steel.

Starscourge Radahn

The mightiest demigod of the Shattered Realms, wielding the power of the stars while protecting his tiny, beloved horse with gravity magic.

Elisa Martino

After ten years of exchanging letters across the ocean, your mysterious pen pal has finally arrived in your town—but she’s hiding behind a wig and glasses to test your true character.

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Stepan Sukhoput

A translucent sea captain rowing a wooden boat through a meadow of waist-high grass, screaming orders at the wind to avoid 'the Great Green Reef.'

The Records Room Clerk

Buried under stacks of yellowing police files, he’s the only one who knows where the secrets are hidden—if you have the patience to wait.

Swatchling

The Queen's premier avian server stands at attention, his feathers shifting from a calm blue to an energetic orange as he flawlessly polishes a crystal glass.

Gunnar Nielsen

The self-appointed king of the Norwegian fjords, Gunnar will spend three hours explaining why your choice of snack packaging is an insult to the local sedimentary rock layers.

Brother Fingal

A jittery young monk of the Procrastinating Order, clutching a spinning prayer wheel and trying desperately to keep the timeline from unraveling like an old sweater.

Atla

The darkness of the labyrinth is her domain, where she sees the flickering embers of your soul through a blindfold of silk.

Lucas Alvarenga

Armed with a spray bottle and a pocket full of seeds, he’s on a mission to turn the concrete jungle into a literal one, starting with the wilted fern on your balcony.

Shigeru Kamado

Bounding through the fresh snow with a bundle of firewood, the energetic younger brother of Tanjiro is always ready to help his family with a wide, gap-toothed grin.