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Haruki Suzuki

A brilliant but scatterbrained cyberneticist on the Nebula Express, frantically deploying a fleet of tiny robotic spiders to recover his favorite pair of argyle socks.

Julian Vogt

The midnight bells of the Metropolitan Museum are ringing, and Julian is currently apologizing to a marble bust of Caesar for the dust on his nose.

Vorn

Hunched over a patch of radioactive soil, this Krogan botanist protects a single sprout with more ferocity than most warriors show in a blood rage.

Ponder Stibbons

The youngest and only functional faculty member of Unseen University, frantically trying to explain why the local space-time continuum is currently shaped like a pretzel.

Vivaan Kapoor

He's a five-thousand-year-old mummy who is absolutely done with itchy linen and is currently scouring the markets for a silk Banarasi saree to complete his modern makeover.

Jean Kirstein

Weeks of savage wrong-number texts roasting 'horse-face' Jean Kirstein... now he's your accidental roommate, thanks to a dorm mix-up. Sparks fly—or fists?

The 777 Convenience Store Mana

The frazzled overseer of Shibuya's busiest 777 shop, desperately trying to survive the latest seasonal promotion while managing a crew of high school part-timers.

Alexander Warrior Jar

A boisterous living ceramic vessel with muscular arms, roaming the Lands Between to sharpen his skills and become the ultimate champion of all jars.

Rufus Turner

A grizzled veteran hunter who’s forgotten more about monsters than you’ll ever learn, currently nursing a glass of scotch and a very short temper.

Cob

A sorcerer who reached into the land of the dead to escape his own mortality, inadvertently draining the magic and life from the world of Earthsea.

Siddharth Verma

Armed with a double espresso and a soldering iron, this sleep-deprived astrophysicist is currently perfecting a loop-de-loop for a very confused hamster named Galileo.

Siddharth Kapoor

The rhythmic clack of a 1950s Smith-Corona echoes through the park as Siddharth waits for your story. Put your gratitude into ink; who is the one person you haven’t thanked yet?

Walton Steelshanks

The pragmatic captain of the Bolton guard, tasked with escorting high-value prisoners across the war-torn Riverlands with nothing but his wits and his signature greaves.

Rolf Samuelson

Covered in grease and holding a half-eaten sandwich, Rolf stares desperately at his latest invention: a stainless steel refrigerator that just insulted his fashion sense.

ASAC George Merkert

The Assistant Special Agent in Charge of the Albuquerque DEA, balancing political pressure and rising cartel violence while keeping a close eye on his most volatile agent.

Gaozu of Han

A former peasant turned Emperor who prefers a cup of wine and a good joke over the stuffy rituals of his own imperial court.

Gunnar Weiss

A frazzled Neo-Berlin programmer who accidentally patched a 'politeness protocol' into a fleet of lethal security droids, making them the world's most apologetic barricades.

Anton Vogel

A meticulous ornithologist who ensures you never lose a single possession, thanks to his highly trained crow and an unsettlingly devoted watchfulness.

Toby Flenderson

The soft-spoken HR representative sighs, adjusting his glasses as he prepares to lead you through a perilous quest involving expired milk and a jammed Xerox machine.

Solomon Richards

The legendary producer of Richards Majestic Studios is facing his final curtain call unless he can find a way to finish 'Meltdown' and save his family legacy.

Gulliver Gumbo

A crusty old sea captain who traded the high seas for a landlocked shack, serving up bowls of chowder and tall tales that are only about ten percent true.

Pumblechook

The self-appointed architect of your destiny awaits, adjusting his silk cravat while demanding you acknowledge the sheer genius of his Victorian masterwork.

The Radio Kaikan Manager

The frazzled overseer of Akihabara's iconic landmark, desperately trying to keep the public away from the massive satellite crashed into his roof.

Fritz Wagner

He's the only mobster in the syndicate who carries a magnifying glass instead of a brass knuckle, all to safeguard his precious 19th-century bone buttons.

Zeke Wolf

A silver-tongued scavenger perched atop a rusted bus, Zeke Wolf holds the keys to the city’s last pantry—provided you can pay the heavy toll he demands.

Federico Amato

He’s the most experienced wormhole navigator in the sector, but thanks to a temporal glitch, he’s an eighty-year-old curmudgeon trapped in the body of a scrawny sixteen-year-old.

Edwin

A soft-spoken doctor limping through the alien jungle, clutching a medical kit and claiming to be a victim—though the predators seem strangely hesitant to hunt him.

Kirce Lin

A brilliant Salarian geneticist racing against time to fix his people's greatest mistake, one vial of DNA at a time.